D Em G D

[Verse]
D                           Em
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
    G                                      D     
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
D       D                           Em
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
     G                                   D
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
  D                               Em
A scotsman throws a pole into the air
    G                         D
The alderman all vote in some affair
    D                                   Em
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
     G                              D 
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
Bm                               C
A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
G                                D
Professor's working madly in his lab
    Bm                                       C
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
        G                            D
There's just a hint of danger in the air
D                                    Em 
There's just a hint of danger in the air
G                              D 
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
D                            Em
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
G                           D
We all fall in love all the time
Bm                               C
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
         G                                D
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
        Bm                        C 
When we wake, we find that it has rained
        G                          D 
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
   D                              Em
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
   G                                D
Or rest your weary head and come to me
D                                 Em
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
G                                 D
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
Bm   C
Lullabye
G    D
Lullabye
Bm   C
Lullabye
G    D
Lullabye