Hey mr. johnson!
Won't you sign my paycheck?
I've been waiting here forever
And i got a reservation

But nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong,
Singing your songs to the old man on the bench
I'm sitting here with a monkey wrench
And i'm waiting for some answers

Hey mr. johnson!
Won't you sign my paycheck?
I've been waiting here forever
And i'm running out of patience

But nothing ever happens when you're doing nothing
Sitting on a park bench eating a hot dog
Hey man! where did it all go wrong?
I don't know at all… at all…

Nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong
Doing it wrong, doing it doing it
Nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong
Doing it wrong, doing it doing it
Nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong
Doing it wrong, doing it doing it
Nothing ever happens when you're doing it wrong
Doing it wrong, doing it doing it wrong