F
I still remember third of December
Am
Me in your sweater

You said it looked better
   Dm
On me than it did you
                 Bb
Only if you knew how much I liked you
    Bbm
But I watch your eyes as she

 F
Walks by
                  Am                        Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Bb           Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bb
But you like her better
 Bbm
(Wish I were Heather)

F
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
         Am
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting
Colder
    Dm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Bb                    Bbm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she

F
Walks by
                 Am                         Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                 Bb           Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bb
But you like her better
  Bbm
I wish I were Heather

F   Am
Uh, oh

I wish I were Heather
Dm   Bb
Oh,  oh
   Bbm
I wish I were Heather

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( F )

F
I want her hair, want to steal what she wears
      Am
Wanna smell like her perfume

Do everything like her
      Dm
‘Cause isn’t she perfect?

The lipstick on her lips
   Bb                       Bbm
I wish i could kiss her, to know why you love her

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( F )

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bb
But you like her better
       Bbm
Wish I were