G Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps C You can talk about your Hollywood fags D If you wanna know the baddest m*********ker in the world G Then I?m the greatest lover alive. G Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me C Before she ever got rich D And it would take the average man a day and a half G Just to satisfy that b***h. G Why the Queen of England gave me the key C To the whole damn country of France D And it only took me fifteen minutes G To get into her pants. G Well I f**ked ?em all from coast to coast C Cause honey that my bag D In fact I?m the only man in the whole world G That could make Linda Lovelace gag. G C Dumm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G D Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G C Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G D G Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. G Now it ain?t that my dick so God damn big C Its just I know how to use it D And I?ll never let some nickel-dime w***e G Ever get the chance to abuse it. G They can suck it for hours and hours on end C But I?ll still be in control D And I won?t cum till I wanna cum G Cause that?s my jellyroll. G Now there ain?t no woman no match for me C I?ve had ?em try to wear me down D I?ve f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks G I even f**ked a circus clown. G Teachers and lawyers, doctors C And Lord them fat women sure are a drag D I tell ya I?m the only m*********ker in the world G That can make Linda Lovelace gag. [Instrumental] G C G D G C G D G G Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams C When he saw me f**k that w***e D She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts G And I still hollered for more. G She sucked my a*****e she sucked my toes C She?s the suckinest b***h alive D Well I made her call up two more cunts G And friend that ain?t no jive. G She don?t give me know s**t C About bein? some big time lover D Some movie star with a jag G Cause you ain?t s**t if you can?t get Linda Lovelace gag. G I don?t talk about bein? no full time lover C Cause mister that?s my bag D I?m the only m*********ker in the damn world G That can make Linda Lovelace gag. G C Dumm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G D Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G C Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G D G Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. Take it boys.
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