If I had a gun I would have lots of fun With the people that refused to hold the fucking door open for me I would drop a nuclear bomb on the terrorists and the minivans And take out all the soccer moms We got the upper-class assholes saying abortion is shit We got the deadbeat parents pumping out malnourished kids We got the rapists and molesters costing us money When I would step inside their cell and rip out their hearts for free We got the prostitute and porn star pieces of shit The married scumbag men who need to have that ring burned on their dick You make me sick I can't live with your shit anymore Attention K-Mart shoppers there's a homicidal maniac in aisle three Please remain calm Please form a single file line Please shut off your goddamn cell phones Get up against the wall Keep your fucking mouth shut The hip hop music blasting from the car While the moron pumps gas or hangs around in the store Turn it off no one wants to hear that shit I guess to be a true idiot you must be inconsiderate We got the yuppies in the SUVs supporting the war Cuz the ribbon says so plus they gave Wal-Mart two dollars more We got the frat boy fuckheads talking shit at the bar I'll cut you open just to show you how fucking empty you are You make me sick I can't live with your shit anymore All week long take an additional twenty-five percent off all guns and ammo As always no permit required Get up against the wall Please visit our customer service department For assistance with shooting yourself in the fucking head Get up against the wall Keep your fucking mouth shut.