Dm9     100210
G9      x23233
Em7     020000
F#dim   2x1211
Dm7     10021x
G7      323003
C9      3x2333
Gdim    3x2322
Fdim    100100
Cma7    332000
C6      x32210
Am7     x02120
D9      x00210
F6      xx3231
E6      022120

[Verse]

Dm9                G9       G7      Em7             F#dim
I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains;
Dm7             G7              C9          A7
I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains.
    Gdim                Fdim             Em7                 A7
I guess I'll go thru life just catching colds and missing trains
Dm7        G7         Cma7    A7
Ev'rything happens to me.

[Verse]

Dm9            G9     G7       Em7             F#dim
I never miss a thing  I've had the measles and the mumps,
Dm7             G7              C9             A7
And ev'rytime I play an ace, my partner always trumps.
    Gdim           Fdim           Em7             A7
I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
Dm7        G7         C6
Ev'rything happens to me.

[Bridge]

    Gm7                   C7/G      C7/F#        F        F6
At first my heart thought you could break   this jinx for me,
    Gm7                  C7/G     C7/F#   F        F6
That love would turn the trick to end     despair;
    F#m7             B7/F#     B7/F      E           E6
But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
     Am7              D9              Dm7  G7
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

[Outro]

Dm9              G9     G7        Em7                     F#dim
I've telegraphed and phoned, and sent an airmail special, too;
Dm7              G7            C9        A7
Your answer was "Good bye" and there was even postage due.
  Gdim              Fdim              Em7            A7
I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you
Dm7        G7         C   Cma7  A7
Ev'rything happens to me,
Dm7        G7         C
Ev'rything happens to me.