Tried to be content with an ordinary life But I feel like anything could happen tonight It might have something to do with the bottle of booze That I just KO’d at a quarter to noon Relapse, relapse with me Whiskey is my boyfriend, never cheated on me Relapse, relapse with me The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy Relapse Tried to break it off with Jimmy Beam But my life becamе a terrible dream Got rеally bored and put on a movie Cried ‘cause I’ll never marry Adrien Brody Relapse, relapse with me Whiskey is my boyfriend, never cheated on me Relapse, relapse with me The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy Relapse Relapse Relapse Car ran out of gas Stubbed my big toe Got a cat scratch Fell asleep mid-blow Slave to the system Scarred by sexism Gender pay gap Fuck it, let’s relapse Relapse, relapse with me Whiskey is my boyfriend, never cheated on me Relapse, relapse with me The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy Relapse Relapse Relapse