His name is Noel
I have a dream about him
He rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour

Oh how he rocks
In Keds and Nike socks
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooo

His girlfriend's a bitch
She brings a gun to school
And she'd simply kick
My ass if she knew the truth

She lives on my block
she drives an Iroc
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Oooh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing
Oooh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing
Yeah, yeah

Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
He's walking over to me.

This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?

"I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Like You"

Oooh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing
Oooh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing
Yeah, yeah.