This farm used to be peaceful
Do you remember that?
We made delicious honey
And I was never sad

'Cause your nemesis can be ignored when he lives on a beach
Not when he's in your garden
Musing on a peach
Oh pretty Elliott, with your nose
So high up in the air

All your posh talk and your perfect shiny hair
Oh, and it must be so romantic just to see your love in bloom
But I remain here drinking to your doom, to your doom
Let's raise a glass to your eternal doom

Chilling on this farm, we had the most idyllic time
Collecting gifts from Gunther and fighting in the mine
Now you tell me that it's over and our harmony will end
'Cause you fell in love with Elliott

And moved him to our land
Oh busy Elliott, I don't care
About your attitude and the stuff you wear
Your work ethic and all your lavish hair

Oh, and it must be so romantic just to see your love in bloom
But I remain here drinking to your doom, to your doom
Let's raise a glass to your eternal doom
A village full of bachelors and your choice is that guy
Oh

Let's live like this forever
I guess that was a lie
A lie
He talks a lot, your husband

It's really fascinating
About writing and his work
And not procrastinating
I don't know how you can stand him with his productivity

Maybe I should work on my negativity
Alright, Elliott, I confess
Sometimes I do care
About your achievements and your perfect shiny hair

And maybe it's romantic just to
Yes, it is romantic just to see your love in bloom
But sometimes I'm still drinking to your doom, to your doom
Let's raise a glass

We'll raise our glass to your doom
Oh pretty Elliott, with your nose
So high up in the air
All your posh talk and extremely fancy hair

Oh, and it's a little bit romantic just to see your love in bloom
But Friday nights I'm drinking to your doom, to your doom
Let's raise a glass to your eternal doom