Asked myself out and I said yes
'Cause I look so nice in this dress
Then I took myself for dinner and I had a three course meal
And ate it all to myself then I paid the bill
Haven't got a person, couldn't care less
'Cause I've only got to clean up my own mess
And like why deal with rejection when I'm literally perfection?
I'm way more satisfied just lookin' at my reflection
Oh a

Long time on the wrong side of my bed
But now it is all mine

I'm not lookin' for love
What you gonna give me that I don't already got?
Till you outdo me, I choose me
'Cause nothin' gets me like my own touch
What you gonna give me that I don't already got?
Till you outdo me, I choose me

Get presents every day, don't need to ask (don't need to ask)
I bring a bottle of champagne into the bath (into the bath)
And, yes, I am single, but I only drink doubles
Got so much personality makes up for a couple
Oh a

Long time on the wrong side of my bed
But now it is all mine
Yeah, mate

I'm not lookin' for love
What you gonna give me that I don't already got?
Till you outdo me, I choose me (yeah, yeah)
'Cause nothin' gets me like my own touch
What you gonna give me that I don't already got?
Till you outdo me, I choose me

I choose she, I choose we
I choose her, I choose me
Till you outdo me, I choose me
I choose she, I choose we
I choose her, I choose me
Till you outdo me, I choose me (oh, I choose me)

I'm not lookin' for love
What you gonna give me that I don't already got?
Till you outdo me, I choose me
'Cause nothin' gets me like my own touch
What you gonna give me that I don't already got?
Till you outdo me, I choose me