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[Verse 1]
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  I went to Switzerland and dropped a few names
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Said I knew some people at the top
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Nice little singer took me up in the mountains
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Got her started and she just wouldn't stop
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Got her started and she just wouldn't stop

[Instrumental] (x2)
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[Verse 2]
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I saw my hero in People magazine
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Had a new liver and a walking cane
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Last time I saw him he said I was tryin' too hard
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Then they hauled him off to prison again
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Yeah they locked him up in prison again, yeah

[Instrumental] (x2)
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[Chorus]
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Feelin' like a gambler on the streakiest day
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Still got no regard for the odds
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Times like that your judgement kinda wanders away
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You're crazy if you mess with the gods
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Crazy if you mess with the gods

[Instrumental] (x2)
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[Verse 3]
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I saw my big guy doin' dead man's curve
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He could barely keep it on the road
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They got a law now that allows the gendarmes
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To confiscate your humble abode
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Well they went in and they took a whole load, yeah yeah

[Instrumental] (x2)
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[Verse 4]
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I did some talkin' to a girl in Honolulu
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Seems I was less than polite
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Her island warrior showed my face where the ground was
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Twenty-seven stitches that night
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A lot of second-guessing that night, yeah

[Instrumental] (x2)
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[Chorus]
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Feelin' like a gambler on the streakiest day
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Still got no regard for the odds
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Times like that your judgement kinda wanders away
       A7           D             E7
You're crazy if you mess with the gods
A7           D             E7
Crazy if you mess with the gods

[Chorus]
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Feelin' like a gambler on the streakiest day
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Still got no regard for the odds
A7                                   E7
Times like that your judgement kinda wanders away
       A7           D             E7
You're crazy if you mess with the gods
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Crazy if you mess with the gods, yeah yeah

[Outro]
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   Crazy yeah