D9   E7 A          D9          A     E7  D9  E7
Well now just because you think you're so pretty,
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Just because your Mama thinks you're hot “you're not!"
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Just because you think you've got something,
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That  nobody  else  has got.
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You've got that certain nothin'!
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You know you made me spend all my money
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You laughed, and called me old Santa Claus.
  D9    Bm5-/7    Dm6   Bb7M     A  C#m5-/7      F#7
Well I'm telling you, honey, I'm through with you,
  D9  Bm5-/7   E7 A   Edim E7
Because, just  because.
 E7  A    D9     A  Bm5-/7      A    D9 A E7
Oh, just because you think I'll be lonesome,
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Just because you think I'll be blue,
E7   Bm5-/7    E7   Fdim     E7
Just because you think I'd be foolish
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To stay around at home and wait for you.
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Though you made me drop all my fortune,
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You laughed, and called me old Santa Claus.
  D9    Bm5-/7    Dm6   Bb7M     A  C#m5-/7      F#7
Well I'm telling you, honey, I'm through with you,
  D9  Bm5-/7   E7 A  C#m5-/7 F#7
Because, just  because,
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Because, just     because.