Intro:
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Did you know that Jesus died on the cross
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Just to keep you from masturbating
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And did you know that prior to nineteen sixty 
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he frowned on interracial dating.

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Well my name is Bobby Johnson
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and I teach about Gods loving wrath
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And though I try to live by the bible and what it says
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I think I might have stumbled from the path

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Because I'm gay for Jesus
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creator of all good
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He's a charitable carpenter
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that's why hes given me wood
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Im gay for Jesus
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let the people rejoice
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But its not about lust, I don't wanna to nail him
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that was a poor word choice

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Did you know that Satan wears a cape
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made out of a rainbow flag
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And did you know that Jesus hates abortions
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unless the kid was a ff...... Jew!

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Well I try to live by the bible
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but it tells me that my thoughts aren't right.
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But those particular pages might be stuck together
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from the little bit of sinning I did last night

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Because they told me to love Jesus
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I chose an alternative route
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Well I so sad when he was in that cave
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but I was thrilled when he came out
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Well Im gay for Jesus
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fill me with your grace
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I said pour your love all over me
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but please aim away from my face.