(I can never tell)
I never ever met a normal girl
Who kept bones under her bed
But if we're being honest
That's what all her schoolmates said
Sneaking behind the teacher
I'll never let her know, oh
But if we're being honest
We know how this ought a go

I never ever met a normal girl
Who kept it on her head
But if we're being honest
I'd rather it be there instead

You like to sleep with the lights on
This is something I'll never speak on
Does it matter, well, I can never tell
You said I make you feel famous
Turn up the lights 'cause the world is a stage, well
Does it matter, well
I could never tell

I never ever met a Northern girl
Who could dance like a Southern belle
But if we're being honest
I don't know if I could tell
Lay down beside the speaker
I'll never let you go, oh
But if we're being honest
We know how this ought a go

I never ever met a normal girl
Make a mess like a chimney sweep
But if we're being honest
This town is just a garbage heap

You like to sleep with the lights on
This is something I'll never speak on
Does it matter, well, I can never tell
You said I make you feel famous
Turn up the lights 'cause the world is a stage, well
Does it matter, well
I could never tell

I could never tell