INTRO: B A B Ab A

#1.
G   Ab             Eb      Ab
One morning when I was out shopping, though 
                    Db   Ab
you'll find it hard to believe.
  Db          Gm7      Ab         F
A little blue man came out of the crowd and 
Eb                   Ab
timidly tugged at my sleeve.

CHORUS:
  Db                           Ab          
I wuv you! I wuv you! said the little blue man.
  Db         Dbm        Ab
I wuv you! I wuv you to bits.
  Db                             Ab     
I wuv you! He loved me, said the little blue man,
    Eb              Db        Ab   A Abm Ab Eb
and scared me right out of my wits.

#2.
  Ab           Eb     Ab                        Db
I hurried back to my apartment, I rushed in and I 
           Ab
closed the door.
    Db           Eb             Ab          F
But there on the desk stood the little blue man,
D   Eb                      Ab
who started to tell me once more.

CHORUS:
  Db                           Ab          
I wuv you! I wuv you! said the little blue man.
  Db         Dbm        Ab
I wuv you! I wuv you to bits.
  Db                             Ab     
I wuv you! He loved me, said the little blue man,
    Eb              Db        Ab   
and scared me right out of my wits.

#3.
    A           E          A
For weeks after that I was haunted, though no one 
      D           A
could see him but me.
D           Dbm          A           Gb       E
Right by my side was the little blue man, wherever 
           C  A
I happened to be..('I wuv you!')

#4.
B   Bb         F          Bb                   Eb
One evening in wild desperation, I rushed to a rooftop 
   Bb
in town.
    Gm7      Fm   Gm7        Bb          G       F
And over the side pushed the little blue man who sang 
              Cm  Bb
to me all the way down.

CHORUS:
  Eb                           Bb        
I wuv you! I wuv you! said the little blue man.
  Eb                    Bb
I wuv you! I wuv you to bits.
  Eb                             Bb
I wuv you! He loved me, said the little blue man,
    F                         Bb
and scared me right out of my wits.

OUTRO:
Bb                 Eb              Bb
I whispered, thank goodness that's over!
              Eb         Bb
I smiled as I hurried outside.
    Eb           A                Bb
But there on the street stood the little blue man,
    F                       Bb
who said with a tear in his eye.
  Db      D       F  Bb
("I don't wuv you anymore!")