Bad Jazz

You ain't no Charlie Bird man. 
This is the worst jazz I ever heard, man. 
Trying to come on like John Coltrane. 
You're a white stain on black name. 
Like bad jazz, Cheese on a hot day. 
East 17, Vanilla Ice, that ain't nice! 
You ain't pop popular, man. 
Pop world's like an old empty molasses can. 
Twenty white kids kicking 'round a basketball court 

Bad jazz, like cheese on a hip hop day, bad jazz. 
You ain't no Charlie nothin' man. 
You're more like Charlie Brown, man. 
That's all white right, right, white, right, man. 
Like forty-one and that ain't white light. 

Bad jazz, bad ass jazz 
B A D J A Z Z Z Top. Viva Las Vegas* 
What the hell's that? 
That's right, bad jazz, right white man. 
Mmm Yeah. 

I ain't no Brooklyn queen 
but at least I ain't Heaven 17* 
I don't talk like that man. 
I'm white, right, white, right, light white man, yeah. 

Bad jazz Bad jazz. 
You ain't no Charlie Bird, man. 
This is the worst jazz I ever heard, man. 
Trying to come on like John Coltrane. 
You're more like Audrey Middleton, man. (?) 

Bad jazz, jazz, jazz,