Have a look in the fridge and see what he's got
Get in the bath and I'll tell you the lot
We're grown men, we should be respectable
But to fuck with that, let's make a spectacle

Keep climbing, you'll see everything
Twice 'round the block, it's okay, say anything
We hide in toilets, we hide in a corner
But it's not over yet, so someone please warn her

I could try anything when I feel like this
With part-time friends that I could never miss
Spill the gossip, you know it's always topical
From where we sit tonight the city's tropical

Works begun, the taxi's late
I should feel like a hippie but all I feel is hate
Let them say what they want, they could never make it stick
'Cause everyone takes a turn at being a dick