John and Jonathan are on the town John and Jonathan, they go up, they go down At the Bowery, in line they wait They will stay all night then wake at eight John and Jonathan are at the café John likes coffee black, and Jon au lait Making good decisions, they must have taste They stand by their choices, they stand, they face But how will I know if they care for me? Do I believe what they say? When I'm on stage they all cheer for me I must soak up the praise And save it for a rainy day Dear John and Jonathan Who am I to you? Dear John and Jonathan Je ne sais quoi John and Jonathan are on the town John and Jonathan, they go up, they go down At the Bowery, in line they wait They will stay all night then wake at eight But how will I know if they care for me? Do I believe what they say? When I'm on stage they all cheer for me I must soak up the praise And save it for a rainy day