Screw loose, that's what they say I've got Or maybe they think I'm not Playing with a full deck But, hey, what the heck can I do? Baby, I've got a screw loose for you Bonkers, that's what they're calling me Not metaphorically, they mean truly insane But they can't hear the voice in my brain Giving orders to keep loving you Eccentric, erratic, toys in the bellfree Bats in the attic but I just don't see the harm In carving your name in my arm Darling, it's so hard to be 16 and schizo But I know it's worth the cost I've made up my mind which I've lost Screw loose, clinically certified A panel of doctors try to lock me away But until that day when they finally do Yeah, I know leave me alone, agh I'll be here if you need a loose screw