I love my Pretty Piñata Look at it hanging there Glistening in the sun It looks so perfect So flawless So happy to be there I bet this Piñata has not had one hardship Not one bad thing happen to it During it's entire existence It's a pain virgin It sits there smiling at me It thinks everything is fine Now I smile at the Piñata, "I have a surprise for you!" I pull out a huge stick from behind my back And it still smiles at me I hate you! I hate you! You stupid, happy Piñata! Here, feel some pain! There goes a leg! Here's a stick in your eye! There goes an arm! How does it feel to have your head severed by a stick? Look at all of your gandy guts spilling out of you Which I plan to eat for dinner. This is a good thing I've given the Piñata a sense of reality. As I walk away, I notice something It's still smiling at me.