I want a golden goose! Gooses! Geeses! I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter (It will, my sweetheart!) At least a hundred a day (Anything you say) And by the way (What...) I want a feast (After the factory, um) I want a bean feast! (Uff, one of those.) Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts So good you could go nuts (You are going to have all those things when YOU get home!) No, now!! I want a ball I want a party Pink macaroons and a million balloons And performing baboons and Give it to me (Ouch!) Now! I want the world I want the whole world I want to lock it all up in my pocket It's my bar of chocolate Give it to me now! I want today I want tomorrow I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair And I don't want to share 'em I want a party with room fulls of laughter Ten thousand tons of ice cream And if I don't get the things I am after I'm going to scream! I want the works I want the whole works Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises Of all shapes and sizes And now Don't care how I want it now Don't care how I want it now