Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't I'll be lounging on a couch, just chilling in my snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Dougie 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man Oh, yes, I said it I said it I said it, 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't fell like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Yeah I might mess around And get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But, sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait Oh, yes, I said it I said it I said it, 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't fell like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all