I've seen your plans,
I've seen your foolproof plans,
I've seen them work before,
I've seen them fail before.

I'm slightly tanned,
I bet she's bland,
I've seen her choke before,
I've seen her break the law.

I've seen your tactics,
They're pretty slapstick,
Why don't you try once more?
Why don't you try once more?

She was my flagship,
And now she's bad lit.

Drive to the shore and she'll adore you,
I bet they'll sit outside in silence.
Drive to the shore and she'll adore you,
I bet they'll sit outside in silence.

If they're a couple,
I'll have a double,
And maybe laugh it off,
And maybe laugh it off.

If she's in trouble,
Then I will chuckle,
And turn on the TV,
And get away from me.

You take too long,
To write another song,
It's not a mystery,
It's just my misery.

I bet you couldn't wait
Drive to the shore and she'll adore you (I bet you couldn't wait),
I bet you couldn't wait
Drive to the shore and she'll adore you (I bet you couldn't wait),
I bet they couldn't wait
Drive to the shore and she'll adore you (I bet you couldn't wait),
I bet they couldn't wait
Drive to the shore and she'll adore you (I bet you couldn't wait).

I'm not bothered either way.