I smoke a one joint every mornin' and a one every day
Then a couple more to make the blues go away
I smoke a one before dinner, and a one after lunch
Sometimes I forget things that don't matter much
I smoke a one to past the time
Two to play xbox
Another one when I'm watching boston red sox
A couple in the evening and, one just before bed
And this is my recipe for never feelin' sad, sad, sad

I smoke a one joint every mornin' and a one every day
Then a couple more to make the blues go away
I smoke a one before dinner, and a one after lunch
Sometimes I forget things that don't matter much
I smoke a one to past the time
Two to play xbox
Another one when I'm watching boston red sox
A couple in the evening and, one just before bed
And this is my recipe for never feelin' sad