Any way, I can help you through the day
I for one, know the sun, so I'll tell him to stay out
This letter grade, you got an "A", congratulate yourself kid
Would I have known that today's your birthday?
I've been sitting here all day thinking that today's your worst day
We'll celebrate and stay up late, and watch our favorite TV show
Would you know, it was cancelled yesterday
We'll get that guy, who threw that rock into my windshield
I can only ask why he wouldn't give a shit about how he thinks I'd feel
And no one can describe, as patient as I am, how bad I want this deal
So we'll get that guy who threw that rock into my windshield
Yesterday all across the state, on the news they showed your face
And your name, your hiding place, and I'm afraid it's too late
By the way, at the bottom of the page
On the line, I signed your name and your whole life away