[Intro]
           C               C               F
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  F               G7              C
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  C               G7              C       G7
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(chords only Intro below is to be used only if NOT playing the TAB intro above)

C C C C F G7 C C G7 C G

[Prelude]

C
Riley the cop would always stop
       G7                     C
On the corner of Tony's fruit stand.
G7                   D
He'd help himself to anything
   G              D       G
On which he could lay his hand.
    D7                   G
Oh! Riley did this quite often;
D7                       G
Plenty of fruit he would soften
     G        D
'Til Tony got sore,
    G        D7
And inwardly swore.
     G           G7
Then he began to shout!


[Verse 1]
     C                      G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
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B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|

  G7
Because! when you do dat!,
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B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
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E|-----3-3--|

G                   C     G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C                      G7
Please no squeeza da banana!
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B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
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G                   G
When you squeeza da plum,
    D7             G
you put him on the bum.
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D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|

    C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
    F
You touch-a everyt'ing -

You push-a dis, you push-a dat,
    G7
You never buy notting!
    C                     G7
So please no squeeza da banana!
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B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|

G7
if you squeeze, Officer, please,
               C
Squeeza da coconut!


[Verse 2]
     C                      G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
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B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|

  G7
Because! when you do dat!,
E|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|

G                   C     G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C                      G7
please no squeeza da banana,
E|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|

G                   G
When you squeeza da grape,
    D7              G
You put-a him outta shape!
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B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|

    C7
you toucha dis you toucha dat
    F
you take a me for a fool

You push a dis, you squeeza dat;
    G7
Why don't you squeeza citroul?
    C                     G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
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B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|

G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
               C
Squeeza da coconut!


[Interlude]
C
G7
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D|----------|
A|----------|
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G7
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D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|

G C G7 C
G7
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D|-0-1-2-3--|
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G G D7
G
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B|----------|
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D|----------|
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C7 F F G7 C
G7
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B|-0-1-2-3--|
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D|----------|
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G7 C

[Verse 3]
     C                      G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
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B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|

  G7
Because! when you do dat!,
E|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|

G                   C     G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C                      G7
please no squeeza da banana,
E|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|

    G                     G
and When-a you squeeza da peach,
     D7         G
Mama-mia what a reach!
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B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|

    C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
    F
You mess 'em uppa da stand.

You take-a dis, you push-a dat,
    G7
Someday I break-a you hand!
    C                     G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
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B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
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G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
               C
Squeeza da coconut!


[Verse 5]
     C                      G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
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B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|

  G7
Because! when you do dat!,
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B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|

G                   C     G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C                      G7
please no squeeza da banana,
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B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|

       G                   G
‘Cause when you squeeza da pear,
    D7           G
You act-a like a square.
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B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|

    C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
    F
You flatten out-a da fig.

You squeeza dis, you eat-a dat,
    G7
You act-a like a pig!
    C                     G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
E|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
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G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
               C
Squeeza da coconut!

[Outro]
G7               C
Squeeza da googoochill,
           (sp.? meaning?)
G7              C
Squeeza da watermelon,
G7               C
Squeeza da moolinyon,
          (sp.? mellon?)
    G7                     C/G
But please no squeeza da banana!

(ending chords if not playing TABs below)
G7 C G7 C

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