Lizard and Fish, oh, what a pair
One lived underwater and the other breathed air
On a shelf in a pet store/On aisle thirteen
Lizard and Fish would sit together and dream

And Lizard said, "Fish, how's the water today?"
And Fish said, "Bubblebubble"
And Lizard said, "Somehow, we'll both get away
And be a refugee lizard and fish"

Lizard was bright, he was clever and sly
There wasn't an escape routine that he hadn't tried
And Fish was a master of keeping his cool
While dreaming about the day he'd go back to school

And Lizard jumped up on the wall of his tank
And Fish said, "Bubblebubble"
And Lizard said, "Somehow, we'll get to the riverbank
And we can live like a lizard and fish."

One day there was a fire in the back of the store
And all the animals were screaming and squawking
And otherwise talking
About the terrible stench and the roar
Of the flames; then, suddenly, Lizard and Fish were
Grabbed from their homes by Pee-Wee Herman
Who was clearing out the burning store and putting all the animals
Outside

And Lizard said, "Fish, we're finally free!"
And Fish said, "Bubblebubble"
And they built a rocket and flew to the moon
Where they spent their days eating flies a lot
And singing about the wonderful day
The store burned down and Pee-Wee saved them
And looking at the stars cause they were really, really pretty
And living their lives like Lizard and Fish