alright alright, yes yes y'all
livin large with lifter puller
smokin weed and making money
in the 1-9-9-sizzay [6])

driving down the street in my jeep givin beeps to all the people on the sidewalk
listen to the loose talk, eye to the sky, ear to the mci
everybody's talkin 'bout a woman that's a friend of mine, picked her up at the airport
she said i just got back and i'm already bored

and i was so impressed in your sequin dress
goin to the stop n shop, stoppin by the cvs
grab onto my elbow, walkin down the aisle with the shiny shiny hair
and your colgate smile, we get up to the register
i said mister, can i please just have this paper
i think it's got my picture

enteraining the soldiers, makin eyes at the sailors
and we walked between these velvet ropes, went straight for the bathroom soap
tried to make ourselves clean
try to make ourselves sparkle, i mean india seems just like a dream
i left with five bucks and i lived for five months like a queen
and these nightclub scenes aren't ever what they seem
liquid soap won't get you completely clean

brought back just a little bit
baby let's get rid of it